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If you're not part of the solution, you're one of us. -CHOAS
If you can't beat 'em, join CHOAS!
CHOAS: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
You think you've got problems? Join CHOAS!
CHOAS: The world's first self recursive organization.
CHOAS: If it didn't exist, you'd have to create it.
To be one, bite me. -CHOAS
CHOAS: It's not just a good idea, it's the law!
You can't join CHOAS, you're already a member!
Everything is a lie. Even CHOAS.
If you build a better mousetrap, CHOAS will build a better mouse.
CHOAS: Democracy Inaction.
CHOAS: Old enough to no better.
If you're against us, we're with you! -CHOAS
CHOAS: Don't mean nothin' by it.
CHOAS: It's not a choice, it's a life-style.
Hold still, this will only take a minute. -CHOAS
Since you're bending over anyway, join CHOAS!
Every CHOASian slogan has a double meaning, even this one.
CHOAS: If you believe in it, it's really there. If you don't, bite me.
CHOAS: The world's first mind expanding organization.
Caution, donations to CHOAS are NOT tax deductible.
CHOAS: The guys who PUT the tags on your mattress.
CHOAS: Not just another pretty face.
Forget you saw this. -CHOAS
CHOAS: No money down, no interest until the year 2000.
We know what you're thinking. -CHOAS
Look behind you, it's CHOAS!
Are you a traveling man? Well, travel to CHOAS. We hear the weather's lovely this time of year.
CHOAS: We're anal, but we're not very retentive.
Forget about your cholesterol, worry about CHOAS!
CHOAS: Without us you're nothing. With us, you're still nothing!
The good, the bad, the CHOAS.
It's not possible to pry CHOAS from your cold, dead fingers.
CHOAS: Ignore it, forget it, love it.
CHOAS: It ain't over until we say it is.
CHOAS: Like it makes a difference...
CHOAS: Divided we stand.
CHOAS: Ask your mother.
CHOAS: Mutants working for genetic purity
Some of this IS happening. -CHOAS
Embrace your fear! Join CHOAS.
It's not just a job, it's CHOAS.
Some ask "why?" CHOAS says "So what."
CHOAS: Ready or not, here we come.
e. coli has nothing on CHOAS.
CHOAS: Cook until brown all the way through.
CHOAS: Be careful, it has sharp points.
CHOAS: We're not playing the game, but we are keeping score.
CHOAS, the choice of all generations.
CHOAS in, CHOAS out.
Just when you think things can't get worse, here comes CHOAS.
CHOAS lasts longer than Twinkies.
You can lead a horse to water, but only CHOAS can make it drink.
CHOAS can make a silk purse out of a pig's ear.
A fool and his money are soon parted. Send your donations to CHOAS!
An apple a day won't keep CHOAS away.
CHOAS: We came before the chicken and the egg.
Warning! CHOAS may cause drowsiness, do not operate heavy machinery.
If guns are outlawed, only CHOAS will have guns.
CHOAS: More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Remember the Alamo! Remember the Maine! Forget about CHOAS!
CHOAS: All the flavour of a regular conspiracy, but only half the calories.
E Pluribus CHOAS
Honk if you love CHOAS!
I brake for CHOAS!
The revolution will not be televised. Get your tickets from CHOAS and see it live!
CHOAS is not available on a trial basis.
The Man said, 'What are you fighting against?', CHOAS replied, 'What do you got?'
CHOAS: The sound of one tooth biting.
CHOAS will give you the willies.
CHOAS makes for strange bedfellows.
CHOAS is a major cause of cultural bullemia.
CHOAS: Take two, they're small.
If it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck, it's probably CHOAS.
CHOAS: The pot that calls the kettle black.
CHOAS: Endorsed by the American Cattleman's Association.
CHOAS: Your mother was a member.
Free at last, Free at last, thank CHOAS you're free at last.
CHOAS: Don't pick at it, you'll only make it worse.
In the valley of the blind, CHOAS is king.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? CHOAS knows!
There is no "I" in "TEAM". There is also no "I" in "CHOAS".
I think, therefore I am a member of CHOAS.
Remember, privileges may be revoked at any time. -CHOAS
Never mind the bullocks! Here comes CHOAS!
CHOAS: Because the glove didn't fit.
CHOAS: The itch you can't scratch.
CHOAS is not available in either "chunky" or "Extra-Crispy" styles.
Hare CHOAS, Hare CHOAS, CHOAS CHOAS, Hare Hare.
CHOAS: The face that launched a thousand ships.
CHOAS: Open 24 hours a day for your convenience.
A penny saved is a penny earned for CHOAS.
CHOAS: We don't want your money, we only want to hug you.
Be all you can't be. -CHOAS
CHOAS: It's like kissing your sister.
CHOAS: We're the ones watching the pot.
CHOAS: Nothing will bring it about faster than trying to stop it.
Guns don't kill people, CHOAS kills people.
CHOAS: Because democracy simply doesn't work.
CHOAS: We're the sticker, you're the bumper.
The good news is that CHOAS kicks ass. The bad news, you're the ass.
CHOAS: We know where your keys are.
CHOAS: It's like giving your kids matches in a fuel storage facility.
CHOAS: Ever-expanding to meet the growing needs of CHOAS.
Thinking is hard work. Sit back and let CHOAS do it for you.
Into everyone's life a little CHOAS must fall.
You can't have it all. It belongs to CHOAS.
CHOAS: Stick a fork in it, it's done!
CHOAS: Freedom from choice.
CHOAS can provide you with frequent flyer miles on all your mystical journeys.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that CHOAS isn't out to get you.
CHOAS: We're bigger than U.S. Steel.
CHOAS: The Alpha, but not the Omega.
People only use 10% of their brain. CHOAS uses the rest.
CHOAS: Supermarket to the world.
CHOAS: Just for the taste of it.
CHOAS: Because a mind is a terrible thing to use.
CHOAS: Don't look at it, maybe it'll go away.
CHOAS: Complaining about it will only encourage them.
Steal from the rich and give to CHOAS.
CHOAS: Because everything's gotta mean something.
CHOAS: You can't wrap a fish in it.
CHOAS: Damned if you do, bored if you don't.
CHOAS: Leading you, kicking and screaming, into the future.
Pull the wool over your own eyes, Join CHOAS!
CHOAS: Hiding dead fish in the safe deposit boxes of civilization.
CHOAS: The fourth Law of Thermodynamics.
CHOAS is bigger than a breadbox.
CHOAS is worth slightly more than the paper it's printed on.
CHOAS has something to do with everything.
CHOAS waits for no man.
CHOAS: The Immanentizing of the Eschaton.
CHOAS: Performing trephination on heads of state.
CHOAS is the world's only universally accepted truth.
All we want is a little peace. (A little piece of Europe, a little piece of Asia...) -CHOAS
Enlightenment is only a phone call away. Dial 1-800-CHOAS
You can't return CHOAS for a full refund. Store credit only.
If you're talking, we're listening. -CHOAS
CHOAS: Your mouth, our foot.
Our birthday is on Saturday, what are you getting us? -CHOAS
CHOAS: The eighth chakra.
You pave it, we'll paint the new lines. -CHOAS
CHOAS: Descended from the 14th tribe of Israel.
CHOAS: The sound of one eye opening.
Remember, CHOAS is with you wherever you go.
CHOAS: The unfound door.
CHOAS: The wisdom of the straight line and the understanding of the organic curve.
CHOAS stays crispy in milk.
CHOAS: It's ready in minutes, just add water.
CHOAS: Campaigning to re-instate Standard Oil.
The word 'CHOAS' is not found in the Constitution, Declaration of Independence, or Magna Carta.
CHOAS: When you need something, but you don't know what it is.
CHOAS: If you lock the door, we'll just come in through the window.
Join CHOAS! It's not selling out, it's selling in.
CHOAS: It's a familiar as your worst childhood memory.
Warning: They don't love you, they only want your money! -CHOAS
Kissing babies and shaking hands for your vote. -CHOAS
CHOAS: Not your typical disruptive influence.
CHOAS: Dope, guns, and screwing in the streets.
CHOAS cannot be confirmed or denied.
CHOAS: The unopened book.
Lie down on the floor and keep calm. -CHOAS
CHOAS: The 14th step of the pyramid.
CHOAS: Just a bunch of meaningless coincidences.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for CHOAS!
CHOAS: It's as liberating as not wearing underwear.
CHOAS is only marginally affiliated with Ingolstadt University.
CHOAS is from just north of there.
If you've got a better idea, we'd like to hear it. -CHOAS
CHOAS: The short end of the stick.
When life bends you over, CHOAS will be right behind you.
Don't we know you from somewhere? -CHOAS
CHOAS: The lights aren't on, but someone is home.
CHOAS: The only ones you can trust.
CHOAS: A sheep in wolves clothing.
CHOAS: It's like swatting a nuclear bomb with a mosquito.
CHOAS: We're not your worst nightmare, we're your BEST nightmare.
CHOAS is not a subversive organization.
CHOAS: Moist but not soggy.
CHOAS: The center of the onion.
A member of CHOAS is born every minute.
CHOAS: If is isn't important, why are so many people talking about it?
CHOAS: It's not clear why we're involved.
CHOAS: The unfurnished basement.
CHOAS is not based in Alamut or Agartha.
CHOAS: A road to know where.
Read outside the lines. -CHOAS
CHOAS: A big mouth and small arms.
CHOAS is not justified or ancient.
CHOAS: Any resemblance to any other large ominous organizations is purely unintentional.
CHOAS: the 100th name of Allah.
He who hesitates is part of CHOAS.
Don't look before you leap into CHOAS.
CHOAS: We know as much about it as you do.
CHOAS: You can't stop it if it doesn't exist.
CHOAS is often found where you least expect it.
Hey! Get your hands off my stuff. -CHOAS
CHOAS: Close cover before striking.
CHOAS: The Master Plan.
CHOAS: It's better than being dead.
Don't bother voting, we've rigged the election. -CHOAS
CHOAS: The candle that burns at both ends.
CHOAS: Because nothing is more powerful than power itself.
CHOAS: Mining the bridge to the 21st century.
CHOAS: Because monsters exist.
Your choice: Boxers, Briefs, or CHOAS.
CHOAS: Because it is your fault.
CHOAS: Because somebody's got to clean up the mess.
CHOAS: We called 'shotgun'.
CHOAS: The little fudge factor that makes reality come out right.
CHOAS: The variable constant.
CHOAS: Your tax dollars at work.
CHOAS: The most fun you can have with your clothes off.
Obey your mind, Think CHOAS!
CHOAS came, CHOAS saw, CHOAS conquered.
Think for yourself schmuck! -CHOAS
Think globally, Join CHOAS!
If you can read this, kill your teacher. -CHOAS
Make love and war. -CHOAS
We know where it's from, and we know where it's going. -CHOAS
We waited for you as long as we could. See you a the next stop. -CHOAS
We're not kicking ass, but we are taking names. -CHOAS
CHOAS: We right it, you read it.
Nothing is true. CHOAS is permissible. -Hasan al-Sabah, Agent of CHOAS
CHOAS: Strap this on.