CHOAS: Corporate Headquarters, Organization of Anarchists and Sycophants
CHOAS: Committee to Head Off Alien Stooges
CHOAS: Communist Healers Of Ancestral Syphilis
CHOAS: Council of HOly Atlantian Scholars
CHOAS: Campaign for Heresy, Obfuscation, Apotheosis, and Seduction
CHOAS: Catholic Homosexual Olympians Aligned for Success
CHOAS: Chaotic Hordes Accusing Orthodoxy of Sedition
CHOAS: Cringing Haters Of Anti-choasian Systems
CHOAS: CHildren Of Alcoholic Starlets
CHOAS: Crazy Humanists Only Accepting the Superficial
CHOAS: Clueless Huguenots Overseeing Anarchic Symbiosis
CHOAS: CHauvinistic Oligarchists Against Subversion
CHOAS: CHOcolate ASsassins!
CHOAS: Cheating, Hateful, Oily, Aryan Scum
CHOAS: CHief, Organization of Alternate States
CHOAS: Children Having Only Asinine Slogans